Make sure to keep your body in decent working condition, in all seasons of the year. This is largely to avoid injury on the job. It’s also because you never know when you’ll need to long distance sprint after the new wayward piglets who are trying to trot themselves downtown for an ice cream sandwich.
And when you do manage to snag them, you’ll need to securely hold their ferociously wiggly bodies and tote their fat butts back home. Uphill.
Don’t worry. When you get them back home, they’ll take a nap like nothing just happened. You, meanwhile, still have chores to do.
